Jokes..

How Duz You Make A Door Laugh?? Tickle Its Nob!!

Okay, there are 3 wimin that want to swim the english channel, one blonde, one brunette, one ginger. So they decide they are gunna do the breast stroke, so off they went.. First came the ginger, Then the brunette, And after days, here was the blonde. The other girls asked, How come you took so long? The bblonde replied, you said we were doin The BREAST stroke

A blonde goes into a hardware store and asks the manager, can i buy that tv please? the manager answers : sorry, i dont serve blondes. The blonde dies her hair red and goes back in then says, can i buy that tv please? the manager answers : sorry, i dont serve blondes. The blonde goes out and mixes four hair colours, red, orange, blue and purple, so she goes back and saiis, can i buy that tv please? the manager replies : Sorry, i dont serve blondes. The lady asks : How the f**k do you know im blonde?! The manager replies : because that isnt a tv love, its a microwave!!